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When I take a long time - I'm slow.

When my boss takes a long time - He is through.

When I don't do it - I'm lazy.

When my boss doesn't do it - He is busy.

When I do something without being told - I'm stepping over my boundaries.

When my boss does the same things - that's initiative.

When I take a stand - I am dull headed.

When my boss does it - He is firm.

When I overlook a rule of etiquette - I am rude.

When my boss slips a few rules - He is being original.

When I please my boss - I'm polishing.

When my boss pleases his boss - He is co-operating.

When I get ahead - I get the breaks.

When my boss gets ahead - that's hard work!!!